This seed has a sense of humor.
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Bob: I just bought a new book on plant care.
Bill: Why?
Bob: 'Cause I want to be a good weeder!
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Sonny: How do you like that new gardening show?
Cher: I can take it or leaf it!
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Dick: Do you know how to ship vegetables?
Fanny: By Parsley Post!
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Wierdo: I really like that gardening show.
Fozzy: Yeah, it really grows on you!
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Billy Bob: How do you tell a dogwood tree from a redwood tree?
Liza Jane: I don't know! How?
Billy Bob: Because of its bark!
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Fruity: Why was the strawberry worried?
Tooty: Ummm, I dont know! WHY?
Fruity: His Mom and Dad were in a jam!
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Daisy:What is the reddest side of an apple?
Dizzy: Like I'm supposed to know?
Daisy: The outside!
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Buttercup: How did you break your arm?
Dandelion: I fell out of a tree!
Buttercup: How far did you fall?
Dandelion: How far do you think? All the way to the ground!
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Jilly: What tree do you like when you're hungry?
Philly: I don't know.
Jilly: The 'pan-tree'!
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Q: April Flowers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Sources:
Bolton, Martha. TV Jokes and Riddles. Sterling publishing Company: New York. 1992
Bonham, Tal D. The Treasury of Clean Country Jokes. Rodman Press: Nashville, Tennessee. 1986
Chrystie, Frances. The First Book of Jokes and Funny Things. Franklin Watts: New York. 1951
Sarnoff, Jane and Reynolds Ruffins. What? A Riddle Book. Charles Scribner's Sons: New York. 1974
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